IT'S ME, MIKEY MCGLYNN! WITH AN EDITORIAL BELOW!
HAPPY HALLOWEEN FROM THE ALL NEW WICKEDMICHAEL.COM/
I'M THE GOBLIN INSIDE YOUR NEWSPAPER ...YOU WON'T READ ANY
CRITICISMS OF ME...BECAUSE IT HURTS MY FEELINGS!
BY THE WAY...WE REALLY 'PAPERED' THE OLD ALDEN CHAMBERS LAST NIGHT WITH SUPPORTERS...PAID THEM FIVE BUCKS EACH TO SHOW UP AND CLAP FOR ME.
CAUGHT D'ANTONIO OFF GUARD, DIDN'T I? BUT THAT WAS A GOOD LINE ABOUT DAVID & GOLIATH, I MUST SAY...HE MUST'VE BEEN READING OLD JOHNNY BYERS PRESS CLIPPINGS...
I'M GOING TO MERGE ALL THE MEDIA IN THIS CITY. I'M THE NEW EDITOR AND PUBLISHER OF THE MEDFORD TRANSCRIPT; MALDEN RESIDENT NELL COAKLEY IS MY NEW LIEUTENANT, SHE WILL BE EDITING OUT OF THE SOLICITOR'S OFFICE,
YOU KNOW, MY GOOD FRIEND MARK RUMLEY WHO WHITEWASHED THE JUDGE JACKSON-THOMPSON REPORT FOR ME TO KEEP YOU ALL IN THE DARK
WHO NEEDS NEWS? YOU HAVE A DICTATOR HERE IN MEDFORD
AND WELCOME TO WICKEDMICHAEL.COM/MEDFORD
HAPPY HALLOWEEN
WICKED MICHAEL MCGLYNN
YOUR PUMPKIN THIS HALLOWEEN
EDITOR AND PUBLISHER
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ALL THE NEWS IS FIT TO PRINT WHEN MIKEY MGLYNN WRITES IT...
YOU REMEMBER THAT. YOUR JOB, NEWS MEDIA, IS JUST TO RE-TYPE WHAT I SAY
LOVE,
YOUR MAYOR
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